COLD DARK ROOM

[Chefdenoel10]

My grand daughter's in New Jersey and she emailed me it's snowing there.

yes....yes it is...

 

[Pastel Tortie]

does killing my neighbor for Christmas fall under “ emergency management “
Or “ anger management “?? ?

Depends on whether they hold any more Christmas cards hostage...

 

[Chefdenoel10]

It's kinda my opinion that it was one of Yvonne's "nicer" neighbors who knew about her injuries and thought they were helping, but he expects her to clean up the branches. Maybe? It's a decent rural neighborhood, Y's lived in that area for 100 years or so...her neighbors must know of her at least

well what kind of neighbors are those??
What was she supposed to do kick the branches away with her crutches??? ?
Next time you’re there RUN them over with your IROC...... then you can bury them under the branches ha ha ha ha!! ?

 

[Chefdenoel10]

Depends on whether they hold any more Christmas cards hostage...

ssoooo.... what you’re saying is you’ve got my back? ?

 

[Blackdog1714]

does killing my neighbor for Christmas fall under “ emergency management “
Or “ anger management “?? ?

You missed a chance for a special Halloween! You could stuffed, mounted and displayed him and people would have loved it!

 

[Chefdenoel10]

You missed a chance for a special Halloween! You could stuffed, mounted and displayed him and people would have loved it!

Yea... but how do I explain the smell for Christmas??

 

[Pastel Tortie]

ssoooo.... what you’re saying is you’ve got my back? ?

Sure, you were on your way to Florida! @Blackdog1714 saw you too because you stopped in Virginia on the way down.

We'll be working on your alibi... ?

 

[FrankIinTheTortoise]

Hey guys! I'm Franklins brother. It seems nice in this thread, it looks like a good place for us turtle nerds to talk

 

[Chefdenoel10]

Sure, you were on your way to Florida! @Blackdog1714 saw you too because you stopped in Virginia on the way down.

We'll be working on your alibi... ?

?

 

[Chefdenoel10]

Hey guys! I'm Franklins brother. It seems nice in this thread, it looks like a good place for us turtle nerds to talk

Helloooooooo!!!!
Ok then.... start talkin’ .
What’s on your plate??

 

[FrankIinTheTortoise]

Helloooooooo!!!!
Ok then.... start talkin’ .
What’s on your plate??

I'm taking responsibility for my younger brother, Franklin. I want to learn as much as I can about him, that's why I became a forum member

 

[EllieMay]

Sunset in the Pacific Northwest
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Now that’s gorgeous!

 

[Maggie3fan]

I'm taking responsibility for my younger brother, Franklin. I want to learn as much as I can about him, that's why I became a forum member

"I'm taking responsibility for my younger brother, Franklin. I want to learn as much as I can about him."??????????????????

I hate to disappoint you, but this is a turtle and tortoise forum. not one about little children. Or maybe I am in the wrong place. Not enuf coffee yet I'm thinkin

 

[JoesMum]

Hey guys! I'm Franklins brother. It seems nice in this thread, it looks like a good place for us turtle nerds to talk

Hello and welcome to the CDR. I’m Linda and I live in Kent in South East England.

We’re an international bunch of idiots /friends here who sometimes talk tortoise and fairly regularly talk puns and nonsense.

Pull up an armadillo and the one-legged pirate will be along shortly to bring you your beverage of choice. The big armadillo is called Montgomery and is a very obliging coffee table, especially if you dust him or tickle him under the chin.

It’s rather gloomy in here, but the flying jellyfish glow a little brighter when you polish them. The blueberry ones seem to be glowing brightest at the moment.

Watch your step; it’s easy to stub your toe on the hedgehogs in the gloom. The wool spider, if she exists, seems to be in a better mood since we locked the leprechaun in a jellyfish tank. The snow leopard is very friendly and eats carrots

 

[FrankIinTheTortoise]

"I'm taking responsibility for my younger brother, Franklin. I want to learn as much as I can about him."??????????????????

I hate to disappoint you, but this is a turtle and tortoise forum. not one about little children. Or maybe I am in the wrong place. Not enuf coffee yet I'm thinkin

Maybe you've had too much wine

 

[Maggie3fan]

Maybe you've had too much wine

I'm 33 years sober
I know you are caring for a tortoise, I was just trying for a joke and failed. So?

 

[JoesMum]

I probably shouldn’t find this as funny as I do. Especially as my county will be worst affected by the government’s inability to make a trade deal with the European Union

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Happy Thursday to all! Week almost done wooohooo!

 

[Lyn W]

I am unfortunately unable to post anything. As both Stephen and I have been confirmed (today ) as being covid positive. Not sure if it will be a good idea to send the germs on envelopes across the waters. I will sort something out once we have been given the green light.

So sorry to hear you have covid Carol. Hope you and Stephen make a speedy recovery and that the boys manage to avoid it. Take care.

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Oh man. Sorry to hear that Carol. Wishing u all the best and get well soon.