Pretend Chat 2.14

[T33's Torts]

And there are no kids going.

Well, you can't drink… sooooo…?

 

[Yellow Turtle01]

Has any one seen this picture before? Kind of like a turtle burger... Although I'd never eat one !

 

[Cowboy_Ken]

Look what Heather got for moving to Oregon. Now a road trip maybe in order.

 

[T33's Torts]

I almost post swore just now. Now Karen's gonna wonder why I'm half teary tonight…careful how you follow that.

Post swearing, it may be time to consider putting your censorship-ninja-skillz to use.

 

[tortoisetime565]

Well, you can't drink… sooooo…?

Physically I can drink. Legally I can't. There's a difference, Tiff.

 

[Cowboy_Ken]

“Well sh¡t"

 

[T33's Torts]

Look what Heather got for moving to Oregon. Now a road trip maybe in order. View attachment 88899

Wow! Congrats! I will always live closer to one. So ha! (I can walk 5 minutes and be at the back of one) *evil laughter*

 

[T33's Torts]

Physically I can drink. Legally I can't. There's a difference, Tiff.

Oh man. You have no idea. I was a horrible teenager..

 

[Cowboy_Ken]

What is this, “walk" you speak of?

 

[T33's Torts]

My bad. I can drive 2 minutes to the local In'n'Out.

 

[tortoisetime565]

Oh man. You have no idea. I was a horrible teenager..

I'm a good child. I have no want or need to go party or drink. My parents would let me drink in the house but I don't. Besides drinking make you have to pee and peeing means going downstairs to the bathroom... No thanks.

 

[T33's Torts]

But FYI, 'walking' is the motion of throwing your legs, one at a time, outwards in the direction you want to move in. My favorite line of TFiOS is "Augustus puffed out his cheeks, balanced on his leg, and twisted his hips, throwing his prosthetic forward. "Fine." he mumbled." I have that memorized.

 

[Bbcatcher]

So my adult Russian might be gravid and preparing a nest site. Do they use their front legs to dig a hole too, or just their back legs?

 

[Cowboy_Ken]

If I for five minutes did something without a car from my house, I'd likely be out there someplace

 

[T33's Torts]

I'm a good child. I have no want or need to go party or drink. My parents would let me drink in the house but I don't. Besides drinking make you have to pee and peeing means going downstairs to the bathroom... No thanks.

I am not, nor have i ever been one for parties. I was completely a goody 2 shoes. Dilly corrupted me. So i blame him.

 

[T33's Torts]

Ken, are you sitting in a bush?

 

[Cowboy_Ken]

Ken, are you sitting in a bush?

No. That's a trumpet vine that grows on our deck/sittin' area.

Dill corrupted you…HA!!!!!

 

[T33's Torts]

When i was little I was a VERY good kid! I kept up straight A's even through high school! When i was a freshman he spiked whatever I had in my lunch, and I didn't notice until after I finished it.

 

[T33's Torts]

Remember my post a long while back about my car getting key'd? It was my sister's friend. Good kid though. Kind of weird.

 

[Cowboy_Ken]

Remember my post a long while back about my car getting key'd? It was my sister's friend. Good kid though. Kind of weird.

Where I come from, we don't call that good or weird…