Pretend Chat 2.14

[tortdad]

Cool I'll be tuned in . Newt swinger getting his but kicked by girls! Now I'll pay to see that! I seen my buddy Steve get smacked by his wife really hard . He said, thats why women have small feet to stand closer to the sink . Then smack right in The face .

That's also why they don't need watches, there's a clock on the stove

Smack again.

 

[bouaboua]

Come on Steven, it'll be fun.

Other thought.......Yes. You are right.

 

[leigti]

*fever. Stupid auto correct lol

It's as bad as Siri

 

[leigti]

Me too, I told Kelly to keep an eye out for me. He had one but Maggie called dibs on it first. I can't believe Kelly let her snag my turtle out from underneath me. The fact that he had no clue I was looking for one and that she asked first is irrelevant

I am looking for some adult ones. I have one female and I plan on enlarging my outdoor enclosure this year so I will have room for more. People need to just read our minds and know that we are looking

 

[AZtortMom]

Being puked on is not that bad, it's when it get is YOUR mouth that is bad. I've had that happen more than once. It also sucks when you get the Hershey Squirts all over you...... Hey look, corn!

Wow! Poor thing!

 

[tortadise]

Me too, I told Kelly to keep an eye out for me. He had one but Maggie called dibs on it first. I can't believe Kelly let her snag my turtle out from underneath me. The fact that he had no clue I was looking for one and that she asked first is irrelevant

Some are some jacked up ones though. There's like 11 or so. A few are only 3 toe though. Like 4 of em maybe more. 3 are wee bit ornates

 

[russian/sulcata/tortoise]

tortadise what are all the species of hinged back tortoises?

 

[mike taylor]

Well six beers down twenty or so to go . One bottle of jack . Happy new year!

 

[russian/sulcata/tortoise]

Well six beers down twenty or so to go . One bottle of jack . Happy new year!

grown up stuff

 

[tortadise]

tortadise what are all the species of hinged back tortoises?

Natals,speks, bells, western bells, zombensis, lobatse, homes, Erosa, and domergyuei.

 

[russian/sulcata/tortoise]

Natals,speks, bells, western bells, zombensis, lobatse, homes, Erosa, and domergyuei.

wow i didn't know there was so many! thank you!

 

[tortadise]

Yep a lot are not kept by people even europe

 

[Elohi]

Wow, y'all have been busy since I've been here last! Good evening friends. And HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Well soon for most of us lol.
It's my anniversary today. It's been a great day!!!


I had Coffee on Fire after dinner.


And then found this at Target hahaha.

 

[tortdad]

Wow, y'all have been busy since I've been here last! Good evening friends. And HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Well soon for most of us lol.
It's my anniversary today. It's been a great day!!!
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I had Coffee on Fire after dinner.
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And then found this at Target hahaha.
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Happy anniversary

 

[Yvonne G]

 

[Yvonne G]

We need to find a mug like that for Ken - "Dear Bacon, etc."

 

[Elohi]

Happy anniversary

Thank you!!

 

[Cowboy_Ken]

Happy anniversary Mike & Monica!
Which one is it?

 

[Elohi]

Mike who? Lol

 

[Cowboy_Ken]

Mike who? Lol