Pretend Chat 2.14

[MPRC]

I'm about to drop a tortoise on Chris head. He won't wake up.

 

[Jacqui]

Something strange is happening outside. There is a bright light coming through the clouds!

That was short lived. Now it is snowing.

 

[Jacqui]

I'm about to drop a tortoise on Chris head. He won't wake up.

Cold water works better.

 

[MPRC]

Cold water works better.

12lbs of Redfoot would wake me right up. I just tossed him in his soak so he will be a dripping wet tort if I do it now.

 

[Yvonne G]

No, nothing interesting. Now that the leaves are off the garage roof, I'm working on chopping down the acre of jungle that all this rain has wrought.

Every spring I break out the back pack sprayer and spray my property with a pre-emergent weed killer. Then in another month or so I spray the whole thing again with Round-up. This year I was moaning and groaning in pain from a kidney stone then recovery from said stone, so I didn't do any spraying. Here's just a sample of the weeds that have taken over my property:


This is what I call, in my pretentious voice, "The Courtyard". It is right outside my side door, and paved in blacktop:



This is my normally weed free driveway:


This is the driveway to my barn:


The area just outside the box turtles, behind the barn (notice the pretty thistle):



This is the horseless paddock:


and my back yard. I hope my new toy riding mower can tackle this:

 

[MPRC]

Cold water works better.

I think someone had too much cucumber. It's a good thing I didn't dump Vern on the BF. I'd be buying a new mattress and looking for a new boyfriend.

 

[mike taylor]

Man my dog has some bad gas today . Bulldogs can stink you out of a room .

 

[mike taylor]

Just look at him all ashamed of himself for farting up the house .

 

[smarch]

Well, I just worked over 70 hours in 7 days. I am absolutely exhausted. Hope everyone's been well.

 

[mike taylor]

You're tired ? That's only ten hours a day . That gives you 14 hours a day off . That's what my boss would say . I know how you fill . I have to work on calls some times .

 

[smarch]

You're tired ? That's only ten hours a day . That gives you 14 hours a day off . That's what my boss would say . I know how you fill . I have to work on calls some times .

Ugh even laying it out like that is exhausting. I worked three six hour days, two doubles with an 8 hour an hour break then another 6, and one straight 15 with JUST me and the manager all day. My manager who told us when he started that he'd never buy us coffee because he doesn't drink it, got me a coffee today, and our trainer got me one yesterday. Whenever I've been home, I've been asleep.

 

[MPRC]

@dmmj - Have you read about this? http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/10/h...17-0331&WT.mc_ev=click&ad-keywords=IntlAudDev

 

[dmmj]

@dmmj - Have you read about this? http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/10/h...17-0331&WT.mc_ev=click&ad-keywords=IntlAudDev

that is very interesting thanks for the heads up

 

[mike taylor]

How's it going David ? I haven't see your jokes lately .

 

[Jacqui]

Man my dog has some bad gas today . Bulldogs can stink you out of a room .

Sure blame the poor dog.

 

[Jacqui]

Good evening all!

 

[mike taylor]

Good evening all!

Good evening Jacqui . I'm for real ! That dog ate some pizza from the trash and has been farting all day long .

 

[Jacqui]

Good evening Jacqui . I'm for real ! That dog ate some pizza from the trash and has been farting all day long .

Uhuh

 

[Momof4]

Good evening Jacqui . I'm for real ! That dog ate some pizza from the trash and has been farting all day long .

Bet I could beat him in a contest

 

[dmmj]

what the hell is wrong with people? I just heard a story on the radio about a grandpa who made hamburgers for his family and no one showed up. A very sad storY no doubt. Apparently the picture has gone viral of him sitting alone and been retweeted over 70,000 X. Now apparently a bunch of insane people are sending death threat to the people didn't show up to dinner. So I repeat what the hell is wrong with people today?