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Just got to see my son change his first diaper. So funny gagging and everything ! Hahaha Why kids wait until mom goes to the store for ten minutes is beyond me . He was trying to get me to do it . I was like oooooooooooo no !
 

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Wait...when you "borrow" a Xanax, does that mean you actually give it back when you're finished with it?
I give back my sanity in exchange. I don't like taking more that .05mg (My boyfriend taking 2mg normally) because I am so sensitive to drugs, but sometimes I just need that little extra push to not be homicidal. I got to go to the coast today and photograph a proposal so that was my therapy.
 

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Well, there was nothing on TV, so I came to all of you nice folks for entertainment this evening. You've really let me down. I had to resort to watching the "Spy" feature and shooting the spammers as they signed up. It's interesting to note that in the time it takes me to copy/paste the username off the spy thread and paste it on the "members" section, there's already a very long spam thread started and posted for that username. That's how fast those spam bots work.

So, I stayed up because I saw an interesting promo for the eleven o'clock news and I wanted to see the story (can't remember what it was about now), and it's almost time for the news, so see you all tomorrow.

Cameron: The rest of the spammers are all yours!!!!!
 

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I had a friend drop by from out of town last night. Found out that my male Redfoot is really territorial and thinks he can fight a 110lb Rhodesian Ridgeback. He was beating down the door and pacing trying to "get" him.
I can't wait until I have a guest room and can actually entertain guests. 3 adults, the big dog, 3 tortoises a rat and a cat are a tight fit!
 

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I had a friend drop by from out of town last night. Found out that my male Redfoot is really territorial and thinks he can fight a 110lb Rhodesian Ridgeback. He was beating down the door and pacing trying to "get" him.
I can't wait until I have a guest room and can actually entertain guests. 3 adults, the big dog, 3 tortoises a rat and a cat are a tight fit!

Soon, Lacey, soon! Then you'll be complaining about all the work there is to do in your new, bigger space!!
 

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So I stayed up and watched the news. The promo that interested me was about a toddler who was stuck inside a washing machine and was rescued by someone using a machete. The promo said the kid was on spin cycle. Well, that was just the hype to get one to watch the news. The story took place in a third world country and the "washing machine" was just some sort of tub. And it wasn't electrical or on any kind of a cycle! I guess my local news station has been taking lessons from the National Enquirer.
 

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Well, how are you all today? Any big plans for your week-end?
 

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Just got to see my son change his first diaper. So funny gagging and everything ! Hahaha Why kids wait until mom goes to the store for ten minutes is beyond me . He was trying to get me to do it . I was like oooooooooooo no !

Part of being a parent. He should do it more often.
 

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Well, how are you all today? Any big plans for your week-end?

In town picking up meds for two sick cats, then Wal-Mart for cat and dog food. Maybe lunch. Then home to housework . Too cold and windy to do yardwork .
 

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Tomorrow after work, I am taking my baby girl out to brunch. Hoping we can manage to just be the two of us.
 

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Last night I went after work, to another grocery store for some tortoise greens. While there, I picked up a couple of soups. One was a kale and sweet potato one that I had before. The other was their chicken tortilla one. It was okay, but should have been warmer
 

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Soon, Lacey, soon! Then you'll be complaining about all the work there is to do in your new, bigger space!!

I can't wait, I love doing home improvement. Now I just need to sell an ovary to finance a new kitchen.
 

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In town picking up meds for two sick cats, then Wal-Mart for cat and dog food. Maybe lunch. Then home to housework . Too cold and windy to do yardwork .

M--m-m-m...sounds like a Mexican lunch day to me>
 

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How about you ?

No, nothing interesting. Now that the leaves are off the garage roof, I'm working on chopping down the acre of jungle that all this rain has wrought.
 

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No, nothing interesting. Now that the leaves are off the garage roof, I'm working on chopping down the acre of jungle that all this rain has wrought.

Amazing how quickly a jungle can sprout up.
 

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Going to read my new book, while eating lunch. Fern Michaels' Point Blank.
 

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Something strange is happening outside. There is a bright light coming through the clouds!:eek:
 

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