Pretend Chat 2.14

[T33's Torts]

I've lost 6 pounds in less than two weeks.

 

[Elohi]

Yeah it's been hot and when I walked out of my friends house to come home it was sticky and hot at 10:30pm.





Elohi(Earth)

 

[Elohi]

I've lost 6 pounds in less than two weeks.

Do you like nuts and nut butters? Those are good to eat on the go or when you aren't feeling up to anything else.


Elohi(Earth)

 

[T33's Torts]

It's super dry here. Unpleasant.

I've been munching on almonds and peanuts.

 

[mike taylor]

Hey I'm going to sleep so good night . Hey tiffany punch Dylan for me but not knock you off a bike hard just a little like punch . Tell him we want to see him in chat tomorrow .

 

[T33's Torts]

Thanks for the specification Mike. Good night!

 

[T33's Torts]

I'm missing Steven. Only a few more days I think.

 

[Cowboy_Ken]

Well it sounds really dirty when you put it that way Mike! Have you heard the Assumption Song?

I didn't get volume…

 

[T33's Torts]

Then... ummm... turn it up! Try YouTubeing "The Assumption Song" it's the first video.

 

[Cowboy_Ken]

Uh-oh... Are you planning on sucking Mike into your tortoise porn industry?

 

[T33's Torts]

"Hey look! The humans are at it again, better take a picture!" -Ken's tortoises.

 

[Cowboy_Ken]

That's the flying airplane…

 

[T33's Torts]

Airplanes don't fly..

 

[Cowboy_Ken]

It's a yoga move.

 

[T33's Torts]

Are you a closet yoga master? Tortoise rancher by day, yoga instructor by night?

 

[Cowboy_Ken]

Only for the never mind. Chicks in spandex, yeah, that's it.

 

[T33's Torts]

I just nodded off and dropped my phone on my face.

 

[Elohi]

I just nodded off and dropped my phone on my face.

LMAO. I have done that more times than I care to admit.


Elohi(Earth)

 

[Cowboy_Ken]

Haha both of you. When I lay down, it's to sleep. Nothing lands on my face.

 

[Cowboy_Ken]

Monica,
What are you doing still up?