Pretend Chat 2.14

[dmmj]

Based on how I react when the toast pops out of the toaster, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.

 

[Jacqui]

Better to be uncool looking walking away from explosion, then looking cool and no longer able to walk away.

 

[dmmj]

Politically correct = a term used for overly sensitive pansies, who need everything sugar coated for them.
as defined by webster.

 

[russian/sulcata/tortoise]

I'm mad again! this time my science teacher "misplaced" a giant project i turned in!

 

[dmmj]

I only say bless you twice, if you sneeze a third time I assume it didn't take and that you are a demon who must be destroyed.

 

[dmmj]

I left strict instructions for my family.
If I am ever on life support, unplug me then plug me back in, see if that works.

 

[russian/sulcata/tortoise]

lol

 

[Kerryann]

So I voted today at the synagogue. Do i get a double bonus for that?

 

[Yvonne G]

I left strict instructions for my family.
If I am ever on life support, unplug me then plug me back in, see if that works.

I love it! REBOOT!!!

 

[dmmj]

Nuff said

 

[Kerryann]

Nuff said

So cute

 

[dmmj]

The first testicular guard, a "cup" was used for the first time in hockey in 1874, and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took men 100 years to realize that the head was important also, ladies stop laughing.

 

[russian/sulcata/tortoise]

 

[taza]

LOL!!!! can't

 

[Kerryann]

The first testicular guard, a "cup" was used for the first time in hockey in 1874, and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took men 100 years to realize that the head was important also, ladies stop laughing.

I was sure a woman made them wear a helmet

 

[Kerryann]

I just ordered clothes.. why can't i order them and they land on the house.

 

[russian/sulcata/tortoise]

I just ordered clothes.. why can't i order them and they land on the house.

maybe in the future!!

 

[smarch]

Just a quick thing before I go to bed, since I know I've been told before tray a few of you like my drawings, I just finished up a drawing in class and figured I may as will share, I noticed a few places that need fixing up in the blending colors but I'm in love and can't believe I drew this!!!

 

[russian/sulcata/tortoise]

wow smarch dude! thats so good! i wish i could dawn like that

 

[Elohi]

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